SCENE 1:

Lance packs up a box in a hurry. He opens the door and leaves. He returns, unplugs a cord and lifts a heavy monitor. Jay opens the door, Lance startles, as the monitor lands hard on a table…

LANCE
Jay, jesus, you scared me. What are you doing back here?

JAY
I forgot that Mid Cap Prospectus. You wanted me to take a look.

LANCE
Oh, right.

The comment is met with silence.

JAY
What…is going on here?

There is another awkward silence.

JAY
What

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Pen writing on a white board.

ADRIAN
Barry, where are we on Echo Systems?

SOFTWARE ENGINEER #2
Five, six days behind. I’m hoping to have it done by Friday.

ADRIAN
Okay, I’m going to jump in there and see if we can’t cut that to Thursday.

SOFTWARE ENGINEER #2
Thanks, boss.

ADRIAN
Yep. Alright, let’s get to it then.

SCENE 2

A door opens and a briefcase softly bangs on

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Adrian and Eddie enter through the front door.

ADRIAN
Extra bedroom’s down the hall to the right.

EDDIE
I don’t care about the room. I want to see him.

Footsteps walking down the hall. A computer whirs to life as Adrian taps on the screen.

EDDIE
What’s with the mustache? He looks like a child molester.

ADRIAN
It’s a little pervy, I agree.

EDDIE
I’m gonna enjoy cutting that thing off with a hunting

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The door swings open and then closes.

ADRIAN (CALLING OUT)
I figured it out!

EDDIE (CALLING BACK)
Figured what out?

The two arrive in the same room.

ADRIAN
LaWayne’s angle. He’s gonna Mount Gox ‘em!

EDDIE (CONFUSED)
Why are you looking at me like I know what that means.

ADRIAN
Mount Gox was a crypto currency exchange. It was seized in 2012 after it couldn’t pay out its customers.

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SCENE 5

A cell phone rings.

LAWAYNE
Elliott, what’s up? It’s early.

ELLIOTT
The entire hot wallet’s gone. It looks like Phil grabbed it in the middle of the night.

LAWAYNE
What? Phil? How much?

ELLIOTT
Just under six million.

LAWAYNE
How in the hell could this happen? Are you sure it was Phil?

ELLIOTT
According to the logs.

LAWAYNE
Phil.

ELLIOTT
He’s my next call. How do you want me to handle

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Adrian enters.

ADRIAN (CALLING OUT)
I have just had the most surreal day.

Adrian walks into his living room.

SERGEI
Adrian Rosten, at long last we meet. Please, have a seat next to Eddie. He and I are just getting to know one another.

ADRIAN
You alright?

EDDIE (SCARED)
Not really.

SERGEI
Empty your pockets and place the the contents on the table.

Clunks

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ADRIAN
We’ve got to go to the FBI.

EDDIE
And say what?

ADRIAN
We’ve got to admit what we did. This is out of control. We’re not killing LaWayne.

EDDIE
What do you think they’d do if we went to them? Put us in witness protection?

ADRIAN
Only if we could somehow hand them Durov.

EDDIE
Durov hasn’t done anything. We’re the ones who would go to prison.

ADRIAN

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LAWAYNE
You didn’t have to taser me.

EDDIE
I know I didn’t have to. I wanted to. Drink this, it’ll help with the pain. LaWayne gulps down a drink.

LAWAYNE
Thanks. I don’t know if you believe this or not, but it’s actually good to see you guys.

ADRIAN
Don’t act like we’re your friends.

LAWAYNE
Listen, I feel bad about what I did. I do. But

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SCENE 5

A suitcase rolls, and a door opens.

ADRIAN
I’m taking a shower and going straight to bed.

EDDIE
I hear you brother.

SERGEI
Welcome home.

ADRIAN (STARTLED)
Jesus.

EDDIE (STARTLED)
What the hell.

SERGEI
Is it done?

ADRIAN
Why are you in my home?

SERGEI
To make sure the little bears didn’t get cold feet. So, I will ask again, is it done?

ADRIAN
It’s done.

SERGEI
Give me the details. And don’t